today i poured myself the last of the cereal in one of our assorted cereal boxes into a bowl, folded down the box and threw it and the bag inside away. then i discovered we had no milk and was thus left with a bowl full of dry cereal. mmm...
and just a second ago i performed the WORST SHAVE IN THE UNIVERSE EVER. by the end of it i was bleeding in no less than TWELVE PLACES.
i only have one face...

also i am useless and forget EVERYTHING.